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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This makes no sense. If you fear urine backsplash, why would you rather have it on your bare skin? And if it somehow misses your bare skin, where the hell else is it going to go but down onto your pants and underwear on the floor.
If you want actual advice to what sounds like a fictional problem, mine would be: Use a different bathroom.
TM
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True story. The guy is a freak. Nuts. Other than the office gossip that he has the urine-phobia thing I have no idea what his sickness is, but apparently its something pharmacology can't control. Of course he is senior as hell and has a book of biz that makes his fat ass look like a blip on the cosmic radar screen.
I just instituted my tour of the other floors bathrooms and can happily report no incidents other than an unflushed urinal. Maybe H. Chinaski's rude associate is at my firm.
