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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not Bob is funny and he's old.
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I love you too, Thurgreed.
And, if anyone cares, it was a series of depositions. Not a series of "depositions." Free advice for the younger litigators in the crowd? Do not be rude to the court reporter who shows up instead of "Kandee" on the second day. It is not her fault that Kandee had a previously scheduled hearing to cover that day. Maybe you should blame Kandee. Or your secretary, who probably hates you, too.
The over/under on how many "uhs" and "ums" show up in the transcript is currently 675. And no one would take the "she'll correct his grammar" bet; even at 100 to 1. Loser.
