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Originally posted by patentparanyc
OMG. Could you imagine? "X is not billing enough. Increase his caffeine dosage by 30 cc's..."
Or the press release. "Starbucks in a new partnership with national law firms has implemented its first-ever I.V. direct dosage caffeine adminstrator. This patented device increases employee efficiency by 200% and Starbucks is proud to be on the cutting edge of legal innovation..."
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In all of my time on the internet (which is going on about 12 years now), I have never, ever, not for even a split second, come in contact with someone as absolutely, positively, uncontestably clue-fucking-less as you.
eta - I am reminded of
this beauty, from the good ole days:
