Getting persnickity -
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-haze20.html
How fun would that be? "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is a high school senior who kicked other girls and rubbed feces in their hair, but its not her fault. The school system failed them. Her parents failed her. And, dare I say it? You failed her. You watch and rent Jackass, Fear Factor, the WWE, and Gerry Springer. You taught her that this behavior is not only typical, but fun, and now the state has the temerity to want to prevent her from selling her story to the highest bidder at the threat of not graduating high school. Well, that's downright unAmerican. Could Ivana Trump not sell her story? John DeLorean? Heidi Fleiss? If Charles Manson can peddle his t-shirts, this turd-rubbing, cruel, violent, vicious "Heather" should also be able to profit on causing someone else's misery. These girls should be lauded for their entrepenurial spirit, not extorted into giving up their rightful millions just because a couple school administrators got caught looking the other way for 23 years, and now feel they have to make examples of them. Put another way, if the shit was on her mitts, you must acquit. Thank you."