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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so sexy.
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WHEREAS; several women of the FB (collectively, the "Betties" and each individually a "Betty") have recently noted the sexiness of a specific gentleman hereinafter referred to as "ironweed";
WHEREAS; the Betties are growing weary of the ongoing dicussion of sports promulgated by several gentlemen of the FB (collectively, the "Gentlemen", and each individually but questionably a "Gentleman");and
WHEREAS; the Betties want more of ironweed and his fluffernutter, cigarettes, alcohol and sexy world-weariness
(Note to dtb: does this need a hypen or not? Please let me know before I head to Bowne for printing.);
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED; that today, Friday, July 2, 2004, shall hereinafter be known as "ironweed is sexy Friday".
Now if you will all excuse me, I'd like to buy today's namesake a fluffernutter and a martini.
edited to remove glaring punctuation errors that would have gotten me into trouble if I were still a lawyer. 
