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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
WHEREAS; the Betties are growing weary of the ongoing dicussion of sports promulgated by several gentlemen of the FB (collectively, the "Gentlemen", and each individually but questionably a "Gentleman");
WHEREAS, several women of the FB (collectively, the "Betties" and each individually a "Betty") have recently noted the sexiness of a specific Gentleman hereinafter referred to as "ironweed"; and
WHEREAS, the Betties want more of ironweed and his fluffernutter, cigarettes, alcohol and sexy world-weariness (Note to dtb: does this need a hypen or not? Please let me know before I head to Bowne for printing.);
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED that today, Friday, July 2, 2004, shall hereinafter be known as "ironweed is sexy Friday".
Now if you will all excuse me, I'd like to buy today's namesake a fluffernutter and a martini.
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I would like to strike the "cigarettes" part and note that I noted the sexiness a long, long time ago.
And also note that no, I'm not a stalker, and that his marriage makes him off limits and his kid and the cigarettes significantly decrease his attraction (but I overlook these because they aren't as evident on an internet chat board).
Where is that fabulous guy, anyway?
