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Mental Masturbation
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh, I need women for sex. Just not with some psuedo call girl like NM. If I'm too lazy to pick up, I buy the real kind of call girls with cash instead of a nice dinner and drinks. That way, the hooker gets all of the money instead of half of what I spend. It's really a better deal b/c the psuedo whore gets pissed when I don't call her the next day. The real whore gets pissed when I do. Either way, you're buying the girl. But with the actual whore, you get a whore who knows she's a whore. The other girl doesn't know it, and what's the fun in that?
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I'm beginning to worry about Sequels.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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