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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Protection?
I like it b/c you're mostly in the river, instead if being on top of the inner tube. The fact that you're wearing the life jacket like a diaper has nothing to do with going to the bathroom. It keeps you in a perfectly upright floating position, and there's nothing more comfortable than floating in the water. It's like being in a recliner in the water.
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Good God, man. Granted, the joke wasn't funny, but you should at least recognize it as a joke.
I've actually done this when white water rafting through the Grand Canyon. There's a place where another river (forgot the name) joins the Colorado. The other river is very muddy and therefore much warmer than the Colorado. You hike a few hundred feet above where the two rivers meet and ride down, using your life jacket as a cushion in case your ass comes in contact with a rock. It's like an amusement park ride.
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