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Kind of Boring Solicitation for Advice
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Everybody who has given you advice is right. You must get rid of the raccoon as soon as possible. The only thing that hasn't been addressed is that I gather from your question that you rent. Is this correct? If that's the case, call your landlord immediately, so that he or she can arrange to get rid of the animal and make the necessary repairs.
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I disagree.
I think he should try to adopt the racoon and treat it like a pet. Slowly approach it with food and try to pet it. Possibly pull its tail and then poke it with a stick. Possibly mate it with his cat to produce some kind of raccat.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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