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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Worse than "hellllo ladies" is "hellllo, ladies - Can I interest any of you in a beverage?"
Saying "beverage" is like saying "myself" because you think it sounds fancy (hi paigow!). I might go so far to say it's the worst worst.
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My boyfriend in college used to say "my own self". As in, "I'm quite thirsty for a beverage, my own self. I believe I'll have a beer." I found this a charming affectation at the time, my own self.
