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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.
On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?
Fuckers.
2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.
TM
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1. Do you still have your wallet?
2. I want to agree with this idea on so many levels, but its simply impossible to implement.
