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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Truly horrific story of attempted fratricide of younger brother by older sister
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And my family wonders why I am so fucked up. Not Nick alone sent me to the ER for stiches on my head at least five times that I can think of as I type this -- the baseball bat "accident" during Little League practice; the shove into the electric slot-car track after I had the audacity to beat him in a race; the shove down the stairs when I broke his red Rock'em Sock'em robot (ok, he gets mitigating factors on that one); the fall from the tree he told me to me to climb in a neighborhood game of hide and seek; and, of course, the infamous "attempted swirly" incident.
RT, call your brother and apologize. He'll appreciate it -- even if he doesn't believe it.
