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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The only guy I know who has a Prince Albert pulled down his pants to show me about an hour after his sister-in-law's funeral (his wife was also in the room). He's a twisted fuck (and not just because of this).
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I'm sure I have told this before, but some guy with one hit on me when I was on a nude beach some time ago. (my friend was at the time wandering through the woods behind the beach high as a kite so he wasn't much help). I don't like being hit on when I'm naked. Plus the piercing was so mesmerizing, I kept staring at his penis while trying to tell the guy to get lost. It was uncomfortable and I kept feeling like I was sending mixed messages (umm, go away, no wait, that's really fascinating, no go away, I mean it.. hmm that looks painful, I wonder what that feels like, no really, go away)
