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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm sure I have told this before, but some guy with one hit on me when I was on a nude beach some time ago. (my friend was at the time wandering through the woods behind the beach high as a kite so he wasn't much help). I don't like being hit on when I'm naked. Plus the piercing was so mesmerizing, I kept staring at his penis while trying to tell the guy to get lost. It was uncomfortable and I kept feeling like I was sending mixed messages (umm, go away, no wait, that's really fascinating, no go away, I mean it.. hmm that looks painful, I wonder what that feels like, no really, go away)
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I'm late to the party on this one, but what's it called when you have your dick sliced down the center--filleted?? Anyhoo, the chick whose brother was making Crystal meth in his house also had that done, or so I'm told.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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