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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
We frequently get this kind of thing from Midwesterners. If you're coming to visit this summer, remember to bring a sweatshirt! Fishermans Wharf in the summer can be cold and foggy!
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Other Wharf tips: if a man on the street suddenly offers you crabs, say "no" unless he's wearing an apron. If the $60 "Property of Alcatraz" sweatshirt doesn't provide enough R-value, teabag a sourdough bowl of clam chowder for warmth. And don't fuck with the 70-year-old waiters at the fish restaurants; they're union and probably know people in Detroit.
