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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ladies of the FB, the JAG corps is calling you. Get augmented for free. Do it for America.
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The article also allows dependents to get cosmetic surgery. I think this could really improve recruiting for the JAG Corps: Unsatisfied with your job
and your wife's chest? You put on the uniform; she puts on something slinky. America wins.
If this worked for reservists...
... and if I had a wife...
... and if she was flat-chested...
Or an even better idea: Free breast augmentations for all Afghanis. That'll make the burkha less popular. They'll be wearing Halter tops and starting up the Kabul branch of Hooters inside of a year.
"You Kharzai staffers are cool; not like those lame warlords that just left. So guys, do you want to start with an order of our Jack Daniels Totally Tikka Mini-Kebabs?"
