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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? That's when the dream really gets good!
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  I can see where you would need me to undergo the improvement on my looks that would be looking like BA in order to finish your business.*
*This reminds me of a friend of mine who used to take her dog out and say encouragingly, over and over, "[Spot], do your business!  Do your business!  Be a good boy!  Do your business!" until the dog had excreted all necessary liquids and solids.