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Originally posted by TexLex
Any man or woman who is too shallow to see that none of those things compares to what you get in return (I'm not referring to those who choose not to have kids for other reasons and there's NWWT) has something seriously wrong with them and shouldn't be having kids anyway.
Plus, the stretch marks fade........right??????
-TL
p.s. Your stats are falling. Out with the boobies.
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Hey, I don't know about you, but I don't give a shit how sweet my kid might be... I want my wife to stay reasonably hot. Call me shallow, but if having the kid would make her a slob like some unfortunate people become post-pregnancy, I'd say "fuck it" and adopt (which more people ought to do anyway, for different reasons).
You think I'm not horrified at what's happened to some of my friends' wives post-child bearing? Some of them just literally fell apart. That's some scary shit, and to dismiss concerns about that sort of thing as shallow is in itself pretty shallow.
I go to the market and see these 45ish women in "mom jeans" and shudder. Its like they grew some sort of extra stomach. That shit ain't right... Thank God my wife is insanely vain. How do people like that sleep together? I mean, love is wonderful, but there has to be some physical attractiveness for your sex life... We all get old and wrinkle, but these "moms" and their "dads" with their huge beer guts. I want to say, "Dude, come on... lay off the extra double cheeseburger and go for a jog... and throw out the fucking pleated Dockers..."
Or maybe its just that people around these parts are so fucking slovenly in their personal appearance... I hope for humanity's sake its local.
