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Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm to believe, it appears, that women who surf on the 'Net (and in particular, women who do so at a place as cool as this cybercafe/hookah bar) typically have long hair, DDs, an hourglass figure that would make TM drool, a wardrobe tending toward the 3am dance club even though used sitting at a computer under unforgiving lights, and a happiness to pause for a "candid photo" during one's computer session with an arched back and a million-dollar smile.
FBetties, when I drive by this on the way to work, I think of you.
Well, some of you.
That is all.
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Dear Gatti:
As a fellow Californian driver, I find this distressing. In the words of SS's brother, "Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel." That means both hands, sicko.
Your pal in Christ,
Flinty
