From the Desk of POTUS
1. Reflect on
successful speech yesterday in Pittsburgh. Gotta remember asking my detail to find the audience member who said they loved me, get 'em a keychain or something. I chuckled when I heard that Kerry has a few hecklers at some of his speeches. Gosh, it's nice attending rallies where they filter out the Democrats at the security cordon.
2. Tomorrow, Southwest Missouri State. Ask Karl what their mascot is, work into extemporaneous remarks (Card #34).
3. To-Do List on Exterminating Terrorist Scourge and Spreading Joys of Democratic Freedom just keeps getting longer, darn it. Can't scratch off Iraq yet, Cheney keeps adding North Korea, and now the press is picking up on
the Iranian ties to terrorists extensive enough to make Wolfie blush.
Now it looks like I'll have to worry about
Venezuela, too, if that numbnut Chavez makes it through his recall. Sure wish that coup had succeded.
