The only consolation if Kerry gets elected will be all the fun we will have watching Teresa embarass him.
- Remember how Sen. Clinton once said she could have avoided controversy by staying home and baking cookies? Heinz Kerry has gotten into a squabble with Family Circle magazine over just that: cookies.
Every four years since 1992, the magazine holds a candidate wives' cookie contest — bake their cookies and vote for your favorite.
It was Laura Bush's oatmeal chocolate chunk vs. Teresa Heinz Kerry's pumpkin spice — but last week Mrs. Kerry suddenly raged that dirty tricks were afoot by her own staff to make her look bad with a "nasty" recipe.
She accused ex-press secretary Christine Anderson of submitting a phony recipe: "Somebody at my office gave that recipe out and in fact I think somebody really made it on purpose to give a nasty recipe."
No wonder a New York convention delegate warned: "They've got to get her under control."
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