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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Funny, I meet single men who lie about being married all the time.
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If I knew then what I know now, I might have done that, too. I would advise my 22-year-old self to claim to be a widower. Best of all possible outcomes, getting-pussy-wise.
Mark Hacking and Scott Peterson are respectively the Goofus and Gallant of the wife-murdering crowd.
