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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sticker Shock

Montrose resident Karen Clouse figured she lived in one of the city's best neighborhoods for sporting a bumper sticker touting John Kerry. She thought wrong.

Clouse's Toyota Corolla -- with its "Librarians Against Bush" sticker -- drew attention two weeks ago from a giant pickup truck that tailgated and even lightly bumped her, she says. Then, on July 27, she walked out to her car and saw two of the tires slashed and the bumper sticker partly ripped off, with half of it crumpled on the ground.

"The police officer who took my report said, 'I'm voting for Bush, but that's just not right,' " says the 32-year-old master's candidate in library science. "He asked if I was going to put another on, but I just can't afford to. I had to miss a day of work and replace two tires."

Hey, Clouse -- stop with all this GOP-bashing, man. You ever think that maybe someone just has something against librarians?

"That might be true, except that my husband's John Kerry sticker has been ripped off his car, too," she says.

Oh. Better just vote Republican, then.

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A Jaguar down the street had a black background bumper sticker with white letters "FREE MUMIA!"

One night, I magic marker colored in the "e"s then used white out to add a "y." But I wouldn't fuck with the tires.