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Guilt
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I've hit dogs, squirrels, birds, raccoons, deer and opossums. Hitting dogs troubles me. Hitting deer is expensive. Hitting the rest doesn't bother me nearly as much.
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Anyone who knows me in real life will tell you i don't say this often: Dude, slow down!
I have been told, and it works for me, to honk your horn when you see a squirrel on a suicide mission. THey can process the sound and run from it faster than they can process the speeding object.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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