For shame. The attempt to hide your identity by saying you're in DC is a nice attempt, almost quaint.
But still. It's just wrong. Back, back to Kim Possible!
(spree: may make your tummy feel weird, and not in a good way -- t.s.)
ETA: OK, Ty, fair point. And, no pictures (other than the unexpected searing mental image that the craig's list post engenders).