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Originally posted by evenodds
I loved that movie. But I have never been able to utter those words without feeling completely fucked up until now. Thanks, FB!
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You're still completely fucked up. You just have company here in your fucked-up-ed-nesss.
Apropos of nothing, I have a hearing this afternoon in the fancy community just to the west of Podunkville. The judge is a chick, and a relatively attractive one at that.
These are the sort of days that I wish I were more like Sebby -- the judge and I could share a secret smile at the toolishness of the hypertechnical arguments and "citations" made by the bow-tie wearing law review geek on the other side; she'd chuckle appreciatively at my on-my-feet regular guy rationale for why Piggly-Wiggly should get summary judgment; and then we'd go back into her chambers for some skyrockets in flight.
Sigh. And then I wake up and realize that I'm about as likely to get summary judgment on a slip and fall case from a state court judge as I am to get busy with her. Alas. Unless she wants to play RP and Coltrane with me again.
