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Originally posted by evenodds
My favorite bar is filled with these little faux-hipsters. They look so ridiculous -- in their "ironic" ensembles with their girlfriends who are always at least 4 inches taller with huge breasts.
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Clearly I have been going to the wrong bars. Apparently, I could have had a hipster Amazon with very little effort.
Either that or I need to break down and buy a trucker hat.
Oh, and Carl Newman has always had a slight lisp, even when he was with The New Pornographers. I think this just means that Terrell Owens wouldn't listen to him and might call him a rat.
Late to the party on that one, but I don't know why T.O. didn't say "Talks like a duck" because that's the most damning "evidence" against Jeff Garcia: Jeff sounds more like a former Spartan cheerleader than a former Spartan QB.
