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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I confidentially PMed her to say that no, I did not forward her slutty IMs to SS. They probably would have caused spontaneous combustion on his part, and who wants bits of partially-burned, partially-raw lizard flying around town?
Anyway, RP, as I keep telling you, I don't want to be involved with any vagina other than my own. I know this crushes you, but I don't know how to get you to stop begging. Perhaps I can once again point out that oral sex from someone who doesn't enjoy giving oral sex is inevitably bad.
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If you are going to paraphrase so irresponsibly, I would prefer you simply cut and paste the IM exchange.
(ETA it should be obvious that this is fringey and I are not engaging in one those gratuitous "we IM with the cool crowd off board" post exchanges; rather, we are simply bored, and trying to get the topic back to sex, or disgust many of you.)
