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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Okay, so to you anything short of anal-sex is vanilla -- I can live with that. Other than that, I don't get what you are suggesting. Call me naive, but I assumed that sex was either him on top, him behind (but not in the butt), side-by-side (which is fun but sometimes your resting arm goes numb), standing (again, fun but not always convenient because of height differences) or me on top -- these positions can occur in many places but that does not change the position (chair, table, counter-top, shower, floor, car, lawn, deck, pool, etc). Please sir, share with me the sexual positions that I am missing that involve two people (a male and a female) and no anal intrusion because short of what I have listed above I just don't know of any. And remember, we are talking positions here not he introduction of toys, other people, etc. You tell me that all of the positions that I have listed are vanilla and I am simply asking you to tell me the others so that I may consider them.

Are you saying that you don't like blow-jobs? Fine, your choice. Sometimes circumstances prohibit normal vaginal sex and thus a blow-job fills the void. Some guys like them. You don't. That's your choice.

This post makes absolutely no sense. The conclusions you've drawn from what I posted are so counterintuitive that I have neither the time nor desire to explain to you which steps you're missing in your analysis. And I definitely don't feel like educating you on sex.

TM