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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are they old enough that I won't be Catholic priest-y if I say "mmmm, Hamm sandwich!"?
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Regardless of their age, they've got a certain Corky-like quality that makes the thought of such a sandwich pretty nauseating. In fact, with one exception, I find male gymnasts completely sexually unappealing.
P.S. They might be fraternal twins, which would give the underachiever an excuse he can offer up at the bar when he's trying to buy the brunette anorexic Olsen twin a beer.