Your link to the Mcpaper website led to my reading a 
story  about paparazzi pursuing Britney, from which I learned that Britney goes into public restrooms in bare feet (and props those nasty feet up on the dash while a passenger in her car), and that her fiance led paparazzi on a 90 mph chase in Britney's Mercedes SUV while his 2-year-old child was riding in the back seat.  
What a couple of losers.   Appalling, really, that photographs of these people, who as a couple will, I fear, severely diminish the quality of the American gene pool, sell for tens of thousands of dollars and make paparazzi scum rich.  
My favorite part of the story was where the paparazzo scum calls Federline a "chump."