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Originally posted by Gattigap
Jesus. When even Bilmore refuses to engage in substance, we're all doomed.

To demonstrate the level of caricature that we've reached on this board, you tell me if these hypothetical post-and-responses are too far off the mark.

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Me: Here's a news article about the Navy Induction Officers for Truth and Peace with a documentary alleging that Kerry subsists on a diet of Vietnamese babies, and that he ate some infants immediately before giving his acceptance speech at the DNC (right after his tryst with Jim Rassman offstage). The group was entirely financed by Rove's half brother, Skippy. WTF?

Ty: Bush Lied!

Atticus: Shit!

SAM, Larry, Dave, Sidd: Damn Republicans! They'll stop at nothing!

Club: You call that a connection? Hah! Bush has already taken the high road and condemned 527s, unlike, say, Sharpton and Kennedy. Personally, I think Kerry had it coming.

SS: Isn't that like Stalin condemning murder? Hey, this reminds me of that evening on the quad.

Slave: The libertarian in me thinks the ad should run. The Reagan devotee in me thinks it should run. Whew! I'm not conflicted.

Burger: Can we talk about tax rates some more?

Wonk: Ok, pretty boy. Let's rumble!

Not Me: JFC! Get some perspective!

Hank: So I walked into this gay bar, and bought a six-pack.

Bilmore: It is to laugh....

You forgot to add a photoshopped pic of Teresa in men's underwear posted by Penske.