Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ask your daughta
I bet she bought a
Atticus G tape
For her recorder
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i remember back in hs my rap phase:
my partner would start up then throw it me:
i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong
So then i come in all dressed fine:
i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of mrs. grinch
and you could be my boyfiend you can trust
just let me quit my boyfriend called atticus
i said he's a fairy i do suppose
postin all day wif his dainty prose
he may be very sexy or even pretty
but he writes like a sucker and his rhymes are all shitty
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and an avatar that does impress
he may be able to do google all just right
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank
im everywhere
