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[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i remember back in hs my rap phase:

{quite bootylicious rhyme}

Want Atti to shame him? Watch me maim 'em
My posts are white hot and I flame 'em
With some Kafka-style rhymes and a flamewar designed
To make him rewind, and remind of the time
He's mine . . . just scope
An' don't nobody quote him 'cuz I'ma get dope
Credibility as shot up as a patentgreedy shill
And this time I shoot to kill
Midwestern socker at a paralegal's rate
Now you're just a blip drip on my tip, too late
So FB people kick your feet up, I'm about to heat up
Motown's hungry for a mouthful, now it's time to eat up
West Coast gonna chew you, 'cuz I knew you
Was postin' whack junk, punk, now I'ma do you
The way you should be done, call you my son
Make you say 'Atti, I don't want none'
I've had enough of the Patch actin' tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff --- you Hilary Duff-listenin' puff
Call a rhyming duel, but you don't wanna throw it
Want an LWK duel, now you blow it
You just a Gilligan maniac, I'm the brainiac
I come back with an Amsterdamned attack
Your posts are weak-wack, can't hack the PB wank?
You need to skulk back to the drawing board Hank...
Chinaksi, I'm a demolisher
You get paid to be a Grinch-dick polisher
I'ma knock the way you sock, get off my jock
There's no way I'm chowing box, let's go...

Let's Go!