My knowledge of the RNC is timeshifted a day late, thanks to TDS, so it was only last night that I learned about the (Mad as) Zell Miller/Chris Matthews interchange. (Boy, I can't wait to find out tonight how Bush did).
But seriously,
A duel?
Screw McCain and Arnold.
This is the man that GWB needs to take on the campaign trail. I'm sure Kerry will take Obama around, if GWB will take Zell.
Any reservations the campaign may have on safety can be resolved by chartering a separate plane containing no firearms or sharp objects of any kind, plus a container in the back for loads of raw meat.