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Kid stuff
Since so many of you seem to have forgotten your suburban roots, allow me to bring you up to speed. Kids still have Lite-Brite, spirograph, and Operation, not to mention Easy Bake Ovens. Sinclair gas stations are around, but I never go to the one near my house because it costs 10 cents more than Sam’s Club and 3 cents more than Shell. Lots and lots of people have trampolines, including almost every one of my Mormon friends. I think it must be a church requirement of some kind. Kids still do Miss Mary Mack.
I wonder what our kids will reminisce about. SpongeBob Squarepants, Bratz, PlayStation 2, and Apple Jacks that come in orange and green only?
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