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Another wedding
This time, the bride and groom had the audacity to tell me how much they like me and asked me to perform the service. In a moment of weakness, I agreed. So not only do I have to figure out what to wear, but I also have to figure out what to say. Anyone have any experience marrying a couple? Hints? Suggestions?
It's so much easier being a bridesmaid. You don't actually have to do anything, and your precence or absence doesn't have any impact on whether the wedding happens.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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