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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This time, the bride and groom had the audacity to tell me how much they like me and asked me to perform the service. In a moment of weakness, I agreed. So not only do I have to figure out what to wear, but I also have to figure out what to say. Anyone have any experience marrying a couple? Hints? Suggestions?
It's so much easier being a bridesmaid. You don't actually have to do anything, and your precence or absence doesn't have any impact on whether the wedding happens.
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Surely there must be an appropriate episode of South Park from which you can draw inspiration?
