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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This time, the bride and groom had the audacity to tell me how much they like me and asked me to perform the service. In a moment of weakness, I agreed. So not only do I have to figure out what to wear, but I also have to figure out what to say. Anyone have any experience marrying a couple? Hints? Suggestions?
It's so much easier being a bridesmaid. You don't actually have to do anything, and your precence or absence doesn't have any impact on whether the wedding happens.
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Ask, my child, and Google shall provide.
18 variations of ceremony remarks to choose from. Whew! Tell us more about the happy couple and we can tailor the remarks appropriately. Hopefully, eyeball licking will not need to be part of this ceremony, but we can work it in if need be.
