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Originally posted by Gattigap
Ask, my child, and Google shall provide.
18 variations of ceremony remarks to choose from. Whew! Tell us more about the happy couple and we can tailor the remarks appropriately. Hopefully, eyeball licking will not need to be part of this ceremony, but we can work it in if need be.
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I think you need something shorter:
RT: Do you?
M: Un Hun.
Rt: And do you?
W: I do.
RT: Rings?
[M & W exchange rings]
RT: You can now kiss the bride. Y'all's hitched. Let's eat.
