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Originally posted by Gattigap
There's a stage at which the legal position is so dire that the returns on wordsmithing drop significantly. I'm sure you remember the Austin case, no?
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Was that the one where Matthew McConnaughey was caught red-handed playing my bongos?!?!? NTTAWWT.
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Originally posted by Gattigap I could've written that thing in crayon and still won in the closing argument, had you not shown up to court in a fucking racing suit.
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I figured if the court had a jury pool, then a speedo was appropriate attire, no?
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Originally posted by Gattigap And we've come to the conclusion that $10,000 PenskeBucks buys just as much as $1million PenskeBucks.
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Exactly, think about the deal you are getting when you only need 10K to purchase a 1M item. You should be thanking me. Not to mention for all of the men's room walls I have written your number.....er...referrals of your services I have made.
