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Originally posted by spookyfish
My client, Sebastian Dangerfield has directed me to request that you cease and desist making any and all assertions that "lawyers are tools". Mr. Dangerfield has sole interest in this intellectual property and all plausible and implausible variations thereof. Your further use of this property without Mr. Dangerfield's express consent will be met with prompt legal action.
Regards,
spookyfish, esq.
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SF,
What's with the $1200 bill? I haven't even gotten exclusive use for the "Lawyers Are Fucking Tools" lunchbox yet.
I sat down in a fury last week and punched out a page about why written dicsovery needed to be abolished - about how it elevated professional administrators above where they ought to be in the pay scale. I'm sew shocked the local legal rags said "fuck yourself" to the submission... Cocksuckers. I love the local legal rags - packs of crotch sniffing, ball-licking whores pumping out emergency toilet paper. If i had a twenty for every article where they candy-coat associate gripes by saying "most associates don't feel mentored enough" I'd have a Murcielago.
Hey, you fucking chickenshit editor-wanna-be... why not print something substantive with some REAL quotes? Why not say it like it is? Is it too hard to write "most associates hate the cocksuckers around them"? Can we not speak the tabboo that most good people get the hell out of this field early because its polluted with the sort of shitheads you'd never be caught within eyesight of in normal social interaction? Or do we just continue sucking off the local bar and nancing about the real issues which have turned this cesspool of a city's legal community into a low paying whorehouse of half-qualified jackoffs pretending to practice law and suing over utterly baseless claims because there's no other way to make a dime? When PPP drops into the 1s, will the local shitrag still cry "Philly's on a comeback." Rocky left the building long ago...
Hey Spookyfish... get me the name
www.yeswerefucked.com. And find me some cites on libel law. I have an axe to grind.
Alternatively, send me an 8th... I need the "bring down",
SD
