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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My Kenyan relatives think it's funny that tilapia is served at fancy restaurants. Despite the fact that a few of them were raised in huts, they are now kind of snobby and think of tilapia as peasant food and would not touch it.
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Apro...uh, I think that "My Kenyan Relatives" would make a great band name.
Or, better yet, a sitcom -- I can hear the pitch now: "Mort? Al here. This one's fucking brilliant, I tell you, brilliant. Take one hot Canadian chick -- I mean we're talking
Best Legs In Toronto winner hot, you know what I'm saying? What's that? Right, a Jennifer Garner type. Yeah, sure, we'll have her wear latex outfits and shoot people just like in "Alias." Anyway, take this hot Canadian chick with this fun-loving past who has become an uptight city lawyer, and, get this Mort, SHE HAS RELATIVES FROM KENYA! Kenya in Africa, that's right, Mort -- just like that guy who's gonna give you a million five for helping out the central bank. They have to move in with her, and they start driving her crazy with all this Kenyan stuff, mocking trendy fish and things. I mean, wacky hijinks ensue, the shit practically writes itself, you know what I'm saying? Sure, sure, I'll see if we can get the guy from the bank to play a walk-on ...."
Al knows that it's Nigeria that Mort is thinking of, but doesn't want to correct him. 
