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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
First off, is the key to the Mary will undress for you the "for you " part? The ego is all part of the male fantasy right?
Second, and I am scared to ask this and will probably reqret it. But, I wont let that stop me. What is the difference between "pink" and a "spoonful of roast beef"? Huge labia? Dark skin? I never really thought of vaginas as "attractive" like breassts are. When the camera gets in too close, my reaction is "please, I am not a gynocologist for a reason" To me they are all kind of equally weird looking. I dont get it. SO explain the difference between pink and roast beef.
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1. Ego is for social invalids with small dicks (See: 9 out of 10 law firm partners you know). I just like looking at naked chicks. No need to conquer or seduce - how one gets to the pleasure he seeks seems immaterial to me. I'm not a "thrill of the chase" kinda cat. Just gimme what I want.
2. Some chicks have a roast beefy look to their vaginas - the outer part seems to be like the more cooked part of rare roast beefy, and the inside is, well, pink. This is most pronounced in chicks with huge labia - and you're right - as Warren Zevon (the spirits bless him) would say, "it ain't that pretty at all." The color scheme differs from chick to chick. Some guys have this problem as well - I recall showering in a group shower in college with a white cat I knew from Sweden who had a totally brown dick. It was like he'd had a transplant.
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Oh how gross. Do the roast beef girls usually have brown nips? And are they usually darker in complexion and or hair and eye color? Maybe the swedish guy had the Bill Clinton thing- didht he have brown on his dick or something?
And for something totally diff that should probably go on the DC board but that isnt a high traffic place, and this board has lots of former DC people. Can someone recommend a great honktonk/cowboy bar in the areas? I love the Cowboy Bar on the Upper East Side that I think may no longer be there. Anything similar? A Hogs and Heffers place would work as well, even though it is so totally assjack. My inner redneck (not to be confused with my outer pink) needs a giddy-up
