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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's a true story. And it happened to me. I didn't murder him. I also didn't marry him.
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What do you say? "Are you fucking serious? You're kidding me, right?"
"So, you want me to move in with you and contribute to a household which will be paying a few hundred a month in child support to a chick you banged on the side, and didn't have the good sense to use birth control with... Where the fuck do I sign up? Am I wearing a fucking dunce hat?"
Frankly, I'd be pissed someone would ask me to do something that ridiculous.