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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Some of you may remember, SS and I had a bet about a football game that neither of us really cared much about. About 20 minutes ago I got this email from his mom!

Dear Mr. Chinaski,
I am the Mother of Shape Shifter. I understand he has been posting on some forum as a Big shot lawyer from Texas. He was lying. Shape Shifter is in the 11th grade at Dan Ackroyd HS here in Manitoba. He works at the local Tim Horton's on weekends, not at a law firm.
To promote his lie of being a lawyer from Texas, I guess he made a bet with you about some American football teams, and lost. He won't be paying you the money and you can call and complain all you want. He is saving to pay for smashing the window on our neighbor's car this one night when he snuck a 6 pack of Blue out of his dad's refrigerator. It will be another 6 months before he's all paid square.
I promise I will be monitoring his computer time better, and I apologize if his fantasy has caused problems for you.
Thank you for your understanding,
Wanda Shifter

WTF?

When did he quit his paper route?

Congratulations. When was the last time Detroit started at 2 - 0? The $50 will be delivered to lawtalkers as promised.