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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hell, I should quit now and get a cushy govt job, or perhaps teach.
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Uhm, if you want a nice government job where you help people solve problems, I might be able to help you get in. I like you that much! It starts at about 45K, decent benefits. Sometimes people die. But you save on the newspapers you won't want to read anymore, so that's gotta be worth an extra $500 or so. You have to smoke to work there, so hopefully that's not a problem.
Mostly, you deal with people who are asking the government to do what they should be doing themselves. Mostly, its because our stupid fucking government volunteered to do things for people that they should be doing for themselves. Sorta like an "if you build it, they will come" type deal, cept its more like "if you promise to take care of people's problems for them, they'll call you when they have problems they don't want to take care of".
