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Let's pretend I'm not as lesbian
Hot guy at gym has been flirting with me for about a month now. Stupid little things like noticing how I dry my hair. I know that he has a baby due in January or February, but I don't know the status of his relationship with the baby's mother. Do I bang him?
(Related story: I'm very close to strangling the father of a two week old. Father and mother dated for a year and a half, he kept on telling mother that he was getting divorced, it wasn't gonna be long, even went so far as to pick out an apartment where "they" were going to raise the baby, but never moved in. Stopped calling somewhere during the pregnancy, but she tried to maintain a relathionship for sake of kid. He shows up for birth but "has to go to work" shortly thereafter. Baby is a week old when he says that he's still living with his wife. His wife and mother have been very supportive of new mom's plight. Asshole needs to be strung up and stoned.)
Also, am I the only person surrounded by pregnant and newly hatched people? Dear god, it seems like every other person I run into is announcing an upcoming birth. I've been buying a lot of target gift certificates lately.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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