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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just thinking about how much jizz has been on hotel sheets is much grosser.
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Oh, come on. How much jizz can a tiny dust mite possibly generate?
At lunch, a guy in a white convertible, wearing dark sunglasses, talking on a call phone and smoking a largish cigar drove in front of me. I wanted to jump in front of his car and, when he (hopefully) screeched to a stop before hitting me, yell: "How do you expect anyone to take you seriously as a human being?"
But I didn't do that.
