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Originally posted by Gattigap
It'll be interesting to see if they can get Kerry a personality injection, and what strategy they'll devise for Bush now that the "Caveman Lawyer" strategy is now inapplicable.
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"He used to be a caveman,
but now he's a lawyer.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!"
"Thank you! Thank you very much, thank you! First of all, let me say how happy I am to be your nominee for the United States Senate! [ applause ] You know.. thank you.. I don't really understand your Congress, or your system of checks and balances.. because, as I said during the campaign - I'm just a caveman! I fell on some ice, and later got thawed out by scientists. But there is one thing I do know - we must do everything in our power to lower the Capital Gains Tax. Thank you!"
